Sunday 17 November 2019

Blog Tour - The Bowery Slugger - Leopold Borstinski


The Bowery Slugger is the first book I've read by Leopold Borstinski but it definitely won't be the last!

The year is 1915 and Alex and his Jewish family have travelled to America from Ukraine in search of a safer and better life. The family have very little but manage to find somewhere to live in a tenement and teenage Alex quickly falls in with one of the gangs in The Bowery. This means that he is able to support his family but he tells his family very little about his 'work' as he knows that they won't approve and will worry for his safety.

It doesn't take Alex long to move up the ranks within the gang but this is a double-edged sword as although it means that he's able to earn more money, it also means that he has to increasingly watch his back, as the higher he rises, the less people he can trust.

The other issue he has is that he thinks he could be falling for a girl who lives with her family in the same tenement as him but she views his choice of career badly and tells him in no uncertain terms that although she also has feelings for him, all the time he is a part of the gang they have no future together. Alex seems to be stuck between a rock and a hard place, which way will he choose to turn?

The Bowery Slugger is a captivating read, with engaging characters that creates a real sense of atmosphere as well as giving a fascinating insight into life for an immigrant trying to survive in a foreign country whilst knowing little of the language. Although this is a tale packed full of violence, I didn't feel that it was unjustified, when people are struggling to survive they will do anything they can to ensure they can put food on the table and a roof over their families heads. The pace is fast and I was completely swept away by the author's skillful story-telling and character deveolpment.

I'm looking forward to finding out what comes next for Alex and I'm eagerly awaiting news of book two in the series. If you enjoy a gritty crime thriller then I'd highly recommend that you give this little beauty a try.

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                                                 About the author 
Photo courtesy of Leopold Borstinski

Leopold Borstinski is an independent author whose past careers have included financial journalism, business management of financial software companies, consulting and product sales and marketing, as well as teaching.

There is nothing he likes better so he does as much nothing as he possibly can. He has travelled extensively in Europe and the US and has visited Asia on several occasions. Leopold holds a Philosophy degree and tries not to drop it too often.

He lives near London and is married with one wife, one child and no pets.

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With kind thanks to Emma at Damppebbles Blog Tours for my stop on the blog tour and the review copy.

Saturday 9 November 2019

The Hippo Hands Over . . . . to Ali Gunn

I'm so excited to be handing over The Hippo to Ali Gunn today. I recently finished reading Ali's debut novel The Career Killer (my review will be done VERY soon Ali, I promise!) and I can assure you it's DEFINITELY worth reading! Here's the cover and the blurb to entice you.

A public body dump, an invisible killer.

When young women are clinically executed and posed in tourist hotspots around London without a single witness, the case ought to go to a detective with decades of experience investigating serial murder.

Instead, newbie DCI Elsie Mabey lands the case, bringing with her a ragtag team of misfits and rejects. Rather than the Met’s finest, they’re the “not quite fired” of London policing.

She faces an impossible task: finding an invisible killer while fighting her own invisible illness.

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That leaves just one thing left for me to do and that is of course the formal introduction.

Ali Gunn kills people for a living*. 

The characters in Ali’s books are the kind of strong, fearless women that every girl dreams of growing up to be.

Before becoming an author, Ali was a forensics specialist turned publishing nerd. The first DCI Elsie Mabey novel, The Career Killer, is out now.

To find out more, visit

 *fictional people, honest officer!

I’m supposed to be explaining “How to kill someone” today but, being a cheeky author, I’m going to assume what we really want to talk about is “how to kill someone and get away with it”.

The actual act of killing is, after all, pretty straightforward (though how a murderer kills and their odds of avoiding jail have a complicated relationship as we’ll soon see).

Firstly, I’m going to run through a quick summary of why killers kill. Generally, motive fits into one of five broad categories:

          Greed – personal gain (money or non-pecuniary) as well as organised crime by gangs

       Lust – towards the victim, towards someone the victim has or covets

         Loathing – of an individual, of a group

      Power – thrill/ adrenaline

      Psychosis – mental illness, delusions of grandeur, hallucinations, 

We could break this down yet further but this is enough for our purposes. We know that people kill for all sorts of reasons. This is important because why someone kills affects how they kill. All unplanned murders (e.g. a fit of rage or jealousy, being high on drugs or suffering from mental illness) are likely to leave a lot of physical evidence. Remember Locard’s exchange principle: every contact leaves a trace.

On the other hand, premeditated murder runs the whole gauntlet from ‘bought a knife, stabbed someone’ right up to the most complex and convoluted plans known to man. The latter are, of course, the most interesting to read and write about.

Here are the best ways to avoid winding up in prison:

Don’t commit murder at all. This sounds like cheating but imagine, instead of killing someone, you simply convince them to kill themselves. For a cracking sample, check out Linwood Barclay’s A Noise Downstairs. Side note, this is also what my lawyers tell me I have to tell you all. Murder is bad. Don’t. Ta muchly. But if you wanted to know how, just in theory of course, read on…

        Have someone else do it. This could be a simple hitman story (but watch out for how you pay – the cops will spot that ten-grand coming out of your account!) or a more elaborate murder-swap ruse a la Strangers on a Train by Patricia Highsmith (and as adapted by Alfred Hitchcock).

         Have the body go missing, never to be found. Sounds easy, hard in practice. Think Lord Lucan. If there’s no body, it’s hard to get a conviction (though not impossible). This might involve dumping the body at sea, having it eaten by pigs, or thrown in a crematorium’s incinerator.

         Have the body found, convince the police you didn’t do it. The most basic option here is the alibi. A bribe might work too. But you could just be smarter than the cops. Got any ideas? Leave a comment and I’ll shamelessly nick it for my next book.

         Convince the Crown Prosecution Service you didn’t do it. This is a bit more nuanced. The police might be convinced but prosecutors won’t risk their reputation on a shoddy case. If you’d managed to go all Dexter and leave little in the way of physical evidence (or you’re a chimera then this might do the trick.

         Convince a jury you didn’t do it. This might be a scapegoat, a paid fall guy, plausible deniability, a handy twin, bribing or flirting with a juror, hiring the best lawyer in town, or just putting on a brave face. Reasonable doubt is a nebulous beast after all.

         Be insane, an “automaton”, part of a suicide pact or other legal defence. There are, in the UK at least, a bunch of legal defences that reduce your culpability and may result in a reduced charge or time in Broadmoor instead of jail (hey, I know psychiatric institutions aren’t much better but I only promised you’d avoid jail, right?).

But these are just the circumstances in which you get away with it. The actual murder has to come first. We now know why you might want to off someone (and it’s not just because Derek from accounting won’t stop droning on about World of Warcraft) and we know which circumstances might avoid hard jail time.

The physical act is the simple bit. It’s usually one of the following: 

Shooting. Not so big in the UK as in the USA because we don’t generally have easy access to guns but this is the ultimate point and click way to kill someone.

        Stabbing. We do however have lots of dodgy knives (especially in East London – thank God I don’t live there!).

           Strangulation (or smothering). When weapons aren’t around, why not get your hands dirty? Not got the strength? A pillow is always popular. Pop it on their face, have a seat, wait for your victim to snuff it.

          Whack ‘em with something hard. When all you’ve got is a hammer, everything looks like it needs a hammer. In this case, you’d be right. Give it a whack, hope you don’t get too much blood on the carpet (side note – oxidising bleach is what you want there; not the regular stuff).

          Use your fists. If you’re a big strapping lad, you’ve probably got guns for arms. Use ‘em.

         Burning. Bit messed up this one, isn’t it? Lots of collateral damage. But if you’re a psychopath with a lighter and your victim lives in a wooden home, you’ll get on like a house on fire.

         Poison. Now we’re talking. No mess, no fuss, you don’t have to be there when it happens. Double points if you can make use of a pre-existing medical condition so it looks like an accident. Just don’t Google for options on your own computer, eh?

The how you commit the murder is vital. If you’re caught buying fertiliser and then your victim’s home blows up, you’re going to get some awkward questions thrown your way. If its poison, chances are the police will assume you’re a woman (yep, murder is seriously sexist; subvert that rubbish ladies and beat your vic to death like a man).

Of course, it all comes down to means. You need to be one step ahead of the world. Run a gun store? Probably best not to shoot someone (that goes double for using your own gun). Got a degree in medicine? Go back to basics.

We can’t all stick our victims in concrete boots, throw them overboard off our private yacht, or have the butler do it. But, with a bit of thought, I’m sure there are some cracking ideas out there.
If you’ve got one, leave it in the comments. Or email me it (it makes stealing easier, okay? I’m a lazy crime novelist). And if you don’t have any ideas, why not pick up a few crime novels? Start with mine, god knows I need the cash. In The Career Killer, there’s a serial murderer dropping victims in London’s tourist hotspots without being seen by a single soul. Want to know how? Read the damned book! 😊

Much love, happy killing,

Thanks for that masterclass in murder Ali! It's been an absolute pleasure to hand over to you today, although I must admit to being ever so slightly scared of you after reading this post. 😱

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